I am Austin and I am completely average. California born and raised.

 

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

pajamaben:

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

beaumarbre:

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

i laughed for 10 years at the caption

beaumarbre:

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

i laughed for 10 years at the caption

(Source: spacecadet)

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

sunsetsaycheese:

she-wants-the-eod:

This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

if i lived in minneapolis i would get this in a heartbeat

sunsetsaycheese:

she-wants-the-eod:

This is the greatest Craigslist ad that ever was.

if i lived in minneapolis i would get this in a heartbeat

(Source: coffeespiral)